my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
Madonna be like
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.
You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.
what’s going on over here?
I just choked
tumblr country wars are the best