rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 


Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition
A monk and a punk
stumpomatic:

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empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

  • me: *buys merch intended for males because all the female merch is ugly as hell*